Captain Ressentiment

dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

(Source: alabamadaddy, via spikeybutterfly)

thequeenofhell:

Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.

(via spikeybutterfly)

“just one more episode”
— me lying to myself (via stilesstilinskie)

(Source: daeneryus, via spikeybutterfly)

journeyintohiddlestiel:

giraffe-in-the-tardis:

percy-pendragons:

foxyliciouss:

yahooentertainment:

We are all Josh Hutcherson

The HunTer Games and Catching fireS tho

The Hunter games

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Catching Fires

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It’s apparently genetic

(via spikeybutterfly)

meladoodle:

australiansanta:

someone’s probably going through a horrible traumatic life changing or damaging experience as you’re reading this

i dropped my toast and it landed peanut butter side down so i feel this post so hard right now

(via spikeybutterfly)

boysbooksandbandsohmy:

bluescreenofthedead:

faceboored:

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

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I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart ass is gonna ruin your life

(Source: facebored, via spikeybutterfly)

allthingshyper:

suncross:

punned:

i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he freaked and fell back and hit his head. he had to go home for the rest of the day.

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(via spikeybutterfly)

supernaturalhunter101:

didihearthereadyset:

peanut-butter-sexual:

didihearthereadyset:

My friends are so fucking strange

I like him. Keep him.

I’m actually dating him

Keep him

(Source: racingbarakarts, via spikeybutterfly)

warbloggerofzillyhoo:

thesherlockfandomisbroken:

smith-and-noble:

samandpatricks:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.

That is a liiiiittle bit creepy

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY

(Source: ghostsies, via thelonelyloner)